Pandemic Laughter

 

Pandemic Laughter:

꧁• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money. 😄

꧁• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver... ever!😝

꧁• Lock down seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.🤩

꧁• Many who struggle to wake up early for work found it quite unbelievable and a dream come true  when working from home was the default option. 🤭

꧁• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money didn’t recognize me. 🤪

꧁• Those complaining that we didn’t have enough holidays, what now? 😍

꧁• I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight! 😋

꧁• I love the higher standard of hygiene at the hawker centres and coffeeshops nowadays - the food handlers wear facemasks!

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꧁• I like the spaciousness of the seating arrangement at  the eating outlets nowadays, more elbow rooms to enjoy your meals.😜

꧁• I still remember the funny advisory in  2020 when the pandemic began and social distancing was the right thing to do - United we fall, Divided we stand. 

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꧁• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2021 for all the bad things we said about it. 😃

꧁• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them — how are you doing? 🤣

꧁• My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up : “Stay Home " 😂

2019: Avoided negative people 

2020: Avoided positive people 

2021: Avoided people because you don’t know if they are positive or negative

What about 2022?

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